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 | |  | Re: Dishonored (Score: 1)
by cBox on Monday, October 15 @ 03:34:55 EDT
Completely agreeing with this review. But what pissed me off personally the most is this bullshit pressure by the game developers on the players to be the nice guys. I'm fucking sick and tired of games punishing me for being evil. What the fuck. No I don't want to sneak around just chocking people and giving them blowjobs, I want to brutally murder them. Oh you do? Well fuck you, all the ingame characters will shun you and insult you and you will get the evil asshole ending for being a fucking piece of shit evil nazi asshole cocksucker.
If you want the players to be nice, stealthy and non lethal - then why the fuck is everything that is FUN in the game LETHAL?
You get magic powers to summon a swarm of rats to devour groups of people alive (try that shit at the party level lol), you get explosive bullets, flaming bolts for your crossbow, grenades, shrapnel traps, a fus-ro-da wind magic that kills your enemies on second level, another skill that gives you bloodrage and the more people your maim the more your adrenalin fills and the more people you can stab in the face.
Oh what's that, I'm supposed to be stealthy and non-lethal? Well let's see what we have...
Sleep darts and chocking.
Wow. Hold the phone, I gotta try that shit asap.
That's like 80% of the game thrown away. Why the fuck am I being treated like an ass for enjoying the game the way I want it? That fucking boatman was the only guy I liked, and at the end when you get the evil ending, he's like "I'd wish you luck, but I'd be lying. Now get off my boat. Get off!" I'm like "wtf did I ever do to you, you nigger?!" and the bastard actually says "I'll alarm them you're coming" and I have no idea what he does after that because I fucking shot his head off and watched as he fell into the water and a bunch of fish started eating him.
Fuck this. STOP PUNISHING THE PLAYERS.
What next? A game that pauses itself and says "you killed someone, go stand in the corner of your room and think about what you did while I reload your last save" ?
Tired of these shit choices where they put you in a situation where they expect you to be mr goody two shoes. "Oh hey Corvo, yeah I fucking killed your girlfriend and framed you, which is the premise of this entire game btw, I'm an evil fucker and I was about to slaughter you up until this last second where you got the better of me. Anyway, let's put all of that aside, will you please spare me?"
And if you don't, you got it, you're the asshole.
Yeah the story is horrible and predictable. So is the voice acting and story telling. And had I used the nonlethal goodytwoshoesfaggotnigger approach of playing through the game, it would get a 1/10 from me because everything that's fun about the game would've been unavailable.
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