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 | |  | Re: Sleeping Dogs (Score: 1)
by cBox on Thursday, August 30 @ 09:36:15 EDT
You forgot to mention the controls, which feel like you're trying to steer an ocean cruiser. They're horribly ported.
And the long as winded cutscenes + boring first mission where you are literally forced to walk at baby speed through a shitty basar area for half an hour or so.
Also the combat is fucking stupid, with one guy attacking you at any given time. If you're lucky it'll be two guys. The rest will just stand there and wait with their fists up so you can punch them. That shit might work in movies because we have no control over the camera, but in a game we do and we can see that they're just standing there like paralyzed movie extras.
Though to give them credit, they did their best to make the camera feel as clunky and uncontrollable as possible.
The audio is shit as well, especially the dialog. About 40% of the dialog is in chinkanese, because I suppose they thought the game would be more authentic that way, but they also knew that american children are fat impotent bastards with an attention span even shorter than their dicks and couldn't handle too many subtitles, so after a couple of native sentences every character starts to talk english again. "Oh weisho han wi cho chinki micki cho hai he ho man I got the deal alright?" Yeah, I'm sure the hongkong police department usually only speaks fluent english too.
Either go all in or don't at all.
As for the storyline, all I got from it is that you play a guy whose sister is a whore. I'm not even kidding. Literally the first 10 minutes of the game every new character that you meet mentions how they fucked your sister. Apparently she's dead too. AIDS anyone?
8/10... So I take it you were drunk again.
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