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Re: Flatout: Ultimate Carnage (Score: 1)
by Rycon on Wednesday, October 29 @ 16:21:28 EDT

This review couldnt be more right to the T.

I loaded up this game, and I KID YOU NOT I literally had to go back and make sure it wasnt some kind of update or expansion OR EVEN THE SAME OLD GAME (Flatout 2). I thought I loaded the wrong one on accident or something.

To my disappointment, it was indeed Flatout Ultimate Faggots.

The only thing thats different is updated graphics.. nothing else is new.. the physics still suck a fat one.. they made it easier to kill players in derby (Now people blow up left and right) and they changed the controls a to be just like the console. (There is a difference between the controls in flatout 2 between the PC and Xbox versions). So now its VERY noob friendly. They threw in some power ups for Derby mode (NOT in the main story mode or whatever the fuck you wanna call it). But they are COMPLETELY stupid because 100% of the derby tracks are 100% the same... who cares about powerups..

There should be a fucking law against this, because this is THIEVERY.

This is an UPDATE at very best, a complete waste of HD space as worst.

Oh and the music is indeed complete trash.. it is so irritating EVEN IF YOU LIKE MUSIC like that.. I guarantee you that the programmers muted the music while testing this game, I have NO doubt in my mind and I would bet money on it. Its so horrible, and there is literally like 5 tracks. Not only that the SOUND blows, everything meshes together to sound like someones asshole blowing up a toilet after eating hot wings for a week.

If you want a good racing game and derby, play Race Driver Grid. This game will leave you pissed off (Especially if you played the last ones) so much that you will want to gouge your eyes out with a spork.

Something is not right. This message is just to keep things from messing up down the road