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| Max Payne 2 GBA | | Posted on Sunday, August 30 @ 14:22:14 EDT by Suislide |  Dick_In_Your_Ass writes "The only payne I felt here was playing this shitty port of a fucking awesome game.Now before I delve into the review I'll admit that I downloaded this as a ROM to play on my psp.and good thing i did
GAMEPLAY: Ok it's a 3rd person shooter.It has guns cool.And there's an angry guy wearing a coat now usually this would've made a pretty decent game but the FUCK'S at Mobius(which sounds like a name for the "backdoor" boys (cwuttiddthere lmao))pretty much ghetto gagged an awesome game.All the elements that made the 1st one cool are there but the dickfucks pretty much did a jesus on it by Fucking up the controls and the View What the fuck!!honestly.Religious zealots have been crying about the upcoming apocalypse but this is flipping it the 4 horsefags of gaypocalypse have teamed up to produce 1 of the worst ports I'vever played.
GRAPHICS:http://www.flickr.com/photos/lifein2-d/3315573670/
Sound:Is quite good for a gameboy advanced game nothing worh mentioning.
STORY: I didn't play it for more than 10 minutes thanks to the crappy kontrolz loz0r,but i guess it's what we all know from the pc version
Verdict:This game is worse than my review,thank teh internetz it was free.Makes me wonder why Dan & Sam Bought Mobius
10/10 for producing grade A Shit."
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Re: Max Payne 2 GBA (Score: 1)
by _Master_ on Monday, August 31 @ 17:40:01 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | whts your age boy? are you small like migay? |
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Re: Max Payne 2 GBA (Score: 1)
by Dick_In_Your_Ass on Wednesday, September 02 @ 04:57:24 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | Que |
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by _Master_ on Wednesday, September 02 @ 10:44:50 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | so i take it as a yes then.
anyways i dont understand why you had to review this stupid console game in the first place. it going to be disappointing obviously because its a console. so why bother? |
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Re: Max Payne 2 GBA (Score: 1)
by berzerker on Monday, September 28 @ 03:09:55 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | So you play a emulated Gameboy Advance game on the PSP and you sound surprised the controls suck? So it could be that this game rocks but the emulation sucks? |
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Re: Max Payne 2 GBA (Score: 1)
by Dick_In_Your_Mouth on Monday, November 22 @ 06:51:35 EST
(User Info | Send a Message) | | We must have more reviews like this one on this site! This is masterpiece of biblical proportions, and will be quoted by generations to come as the example how to write reviews. |
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