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| Half-Life 2 | | Posted on Thursday, November 18 @ 20:50:16 EST by Suislide | The sequel to the best game ever made AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT KICKS MY ASS OUT OF MY THROAT AND CHOKES ME WITH IT. THIS GAME FUCKING ROCKS MY TESTICLES IN A KNOT.
Graphics: Man these graphics fucking rock, to me, this is the best looking game i have seen, and if you dont agree with me... obviously you choke on a big fat cock. Lets start with the sexy ass models. All of them are INCREDIBLE LOOKING, dr kliner, barney, the black dude , and everyones favorite, the hot black chick gordon will shove his HEV ehnaced dick up. I could totally wack and blow my load on the screen thinking its reals. SHE WOULD BE LIKE OH STEVE I LOVE IT. All the animations ON EVERYTHING, models, objects moving from physics, the water EVERYTHING is smooth as hell. Its smoother than my ass after taking a belt sander to it. The textures and everything also kick great ass my friend, GREAT TREMOUNDOUS ASS. They are so high res and incredible looking my god, espically the rocks looked really kick ass. The weapon models fucking rock too, the shotgun looks like im ready to blow someones ass away. The water refractions OMG *blows load*, they are the best looking i have ever seen. Everything is just plain incredible looking, not to mention pixel shaders all over to make it look even better.
Sound: The sound is also fucking incredible. The most noteable to me is the weapon sounds arent fucking pussy. THANK GOD, A GUN ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A BLOWING A LARGE CALIBER HOLE THROUGH SOMEONES TWAT. God the weapon sounds kick ass. The voice acting is fucking incredible, it sounds like they aren't saying pre-scripted bullshit, it sounds like they actually talking to you. When barney said "Now about that beer i owed you" THATS A FUCK YEAH MOMENT. Some of the sounds from the old game where used for the barncle and thats about it... WHO CARES why fuck with perfection... dont fix what isnt broke *cough* Deus Ex 2 *cough hunk of shit*. Man the sound in the game is just plain amazing.
Gameplay: This is the most incredible, funnest gameplay ever created. As soon as barney throws you your crowbar, you know.. its time to beat some ass. The weapons all kick ass, i cant find a single non useful weapon in this game at all. The gravity gun is the greatest thing ever. You can throw almost ANYTHING at guys. Planks of wood, explosives barrels, sharpel from the explosive barrel, cinder blocks, desks, saw blades, paint ANYTHING and its so fucking cool. Cut zombies in half and smash bodies by shooting an engine at them ITS AWESOME. Also dont forget Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. He can fucking throw that thing like Xena Warrio Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS. WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT?... NO ONE. You know have the HEV Mach 5 suit instead of the mach4 so that means you will kick more ass. All the firefights, all the puzzles are just all so cool. The vehicles also kick ass, once you get ATLEAST to the fanboat part you will be like THIS GAME FUCKING KICKS ASS. Flying up ramps and shooting the shit out of helicopters while blowing throw abunch of planks of woods. The physics in this game have never been used like this before. Oh sure Max Payne 2 had physics but they were almost useless in that game. This game i fucking fly up a ramp with a dune buggy POP 2 GUYS WITH THE KICK ASS MAGNUM LAND DO A ROLL GET OUT AND SHOOT TWO MORE AND THEN SHOOT MYSELF. The AI in this game is also the best AI you will ever see, the enemies for once arent stupid. When i was in ravenholem some monsters were coming twoards me and i though Heh, ill just shut the door. Well they fucking hit the door then they jump on the ceiling. MEANWHILE, me going to open the door to blow them away. They bust through the glass ceiling and attacked my ass from behind. Also the combine soldiers couldnt attack me from this one place.. so they fucking walked around to this other platform and shot me. ITS INCREDIBLE. The firefights in this game are just all so awesome, you have to play it just to see it for yourself. The gameplay is just plain amazing.
Story: The G-man wakes you up and then you meet up with barney who takes you to Kleiner and you try a portal experiment which fucks up because of his head crab, then you unleasher into city 17. You then travel from place to place for various. So far i do not really know much of the story because the gaps arent filled in but IM SURE Gabes chunkiness will fill us and and explain everything. This game kicks ass in almost every aspect
Gabe + Computer + Buckets of Chicken wings = Best Game ever 11/10 half life 2
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Disco (go@fu.cky.our.se.lf.n.et) on Friday, November 19 @ 09:23:14 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Couldn't agree more. The fuckin game owns all by lightyears. Doom 3 is like playing yars revenge on atari compared to this.
First time i fired it up couldn't beleive how good it ran and how real everything interacts. I had to stop playin the first nite cuz sensory overloads. I got blow jobs that weren't as good as this game.
I then went in as an experiment to crank up the settings. I just kept cranking them up and the engine didn't complain. Still ran fluid as fuck on my 9800pro!! |
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Fuck you, you piece of shit. (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, December 31 @ 19:50:19 EST | Die painfully, preferably of cancer. |
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Re: Fuck you, you piece of shit. (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, July 03 @ 11:38:02 EDT | |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, March 03 @ 00:49:57 EST | fuck half life 2 because the main character is a nerd
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, July 14 @ 21:53:53 EDT | Am I'm the only one who thinks Half Life 2's graphics sucks in comparison to Doom 3.
What's with the motionless faces, that can't open there mouth when talkin, and that Sean Conery character at the end. This game is complete hyped garbage. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Saturday, November 20 @ 02:58:07 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | I've heard about a lot of people actually getting nauseous playing this game....
Thats how you know its the shit.
I'm working on Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines after beating HL2. It also kicks ass. This engine is going to facilitate a whole lot of great titles in the future. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Suislide on Saturday, November 20 @ 09:56:13 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | yeah i think people are getting nauseous because the POV is 75... what a bunch of pussies |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 13:06:12 EST | yeah this game fucking owns the crap out of any game out. it owns so much it rejects blowjobs from halo2 and SA. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 10 @ 20:33:54 EDT | |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by P0leC4t on Saturday, November 20 @ 13:47:44 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | ITS SO PWNS! I meen look at Alyx and imagine the pr0n games you can now make! o.O OMFG! |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 14:05:32 EST | such a fanboy review. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 14:55:58 EST | Ummmm....Id say more like
"such an accurate review" |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 18:00:07 EST | Loser. The game clearly rules. You are infact the fanboy (for some other game, obviously). |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 19:14:59 EST | So I thought it was normal for a GAme Like DooM³ to lag a becasue of graphics.. Then i bought Half Life² And I think ID needs to learna few things off Valve...
Wonder what happens oucne All three Half Life's Are out... Maybe Gordon's College years? |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 22 @ 01:30:24 EST | wow, Id + valve...
If that happened, it would channel DEMONS!! |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 19:28:28 EST | Watch your fucking mouth. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, December 24 @ 12:15:13 EST | you, infact, are a halo 2 fanboy.
-Draken
bow before me |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:20:17 EDT | You know though, halo 2 is still better than this shit. JUST ADMIT YOUR SHITTY PLATFORM HAS NO DECENT EXCLUSIVES AND CRY INTO A PILLOW WAHHHHHHH WAHH
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, November 07 @ 21:47:59 EST | Blow on a dog's dong you filthy assfucking titwhore. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 19:45:03 EST | THE GAME IS AWESOME BUT STEAM SUCKS MAJOR MONKEY VAGINA. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 20:55:04 EST | Ok so the game has one flaw.
WHO FUCKING CARES?
HL2 rocks all the shit.
LOVE TO VALVE!!! |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, December 24 @ 12:16:13 EST | steam is a peice of shit. what happens if valve goes out of business? cant play hl2 anymore.
-Draken
thank you for steam(ing a pile of shit) |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by rrremus2005 on Monday, January 02 @ 10:08:16 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | yes is a greate game but not that fucking greate and another thing it ends like shit very crappy ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 21:42:15 EST | Shittiest review I've ever read. Don't advertise for your shitty templated site at PHL, please.
And don't come up with a million anonymous messages defending yourself. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 21:55:07 EST | Dude, the website is called videogamessuck.com and has a pic of smiley with its mid finger up. You're a dolt if you exptected a "PC" corporate type site. I clicked the link off PHL as well...and am not offended by the review as you seem to have been. And trust me, you have been....since you haven't seen the merits of it obviously. It says alot in a short space if you just accept the enthusiasm....or even laugh at it.
I thought the review was great. Sounds like everything I expect (cant play it yet). |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Suislide on Saturday, November 20 @ 23:29:00 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | you fucking moron, i didnt even ask phl to do a thing they put up the link themselves with out my knowledge, and they can do it as much as they want
so kiss my ass |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Sunday, November 21 @ 05:34:42 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | I'm sorry, I didn't realize that the fact every page is not created from scratch in notepad somehow qualifys as an insult.
"template -
A document or file having a preset format, used as a starting point for a particular application so that the format does not have to be recreated each time it is used"
You lose, come again. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, November 21 @ 10:13:50 EST | Kind of how EVERY PAGE on gamespot uses the same layout, but wait thats a template. Go back to PHL you cock smoking faggot. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, November 25 @ 15:15:07 EST | yo you dumb cunt...this guys review is the most fukcing honest thing i have ever read....and just cause you're a pimply chinese nerd with a vagina....you come attacking this amazing and God honest review....go eat some dog shit...mothercfucker |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 29 @ 02:10:45 EST | im feelin the love.... |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 20 @ 23:27:58 EST | LemonTea approves of this review. |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, November 21 @ 03:28:54 EST | You've got quite an imagination, my friend!
Anyhow I was self-admittedly more indulged to buy this game than ever after reading that the sheer game play gave you a visectomy.
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("an operation where a males spermary organs are denied access to force their load into a female of choice, of course")ex- Your favorite M.I.L.F. :)
In retrospect I applaud your slang review, and I even lowered my language skills to match wits with you, aint that the truth! You and i are much alike.
None of my friends understand the beauty of physics, they say yeah so what you shot the fucker and his raggidy ass corpse plummted three stories to the pavement. Then they forget that the engine aptly placed a nice splatter where the corpse landed. I tell them, "Jesus kids were'nt finger painting down their, thats the blood effects of a well made engine!" Anyhow I too will soon be revelling in half-life 2 heaven!
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, November 21 @ 23:52:21 EST | review is shit
game is shit
play ut2k4 |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 22 @ 05:08:36 EST | while i was out spending quality time with your dad, i thought to myself "oh shit i could be at home playing half life 2." so i fucked your dad real hard in the ass, blew his head off then went home and played hl2 aaahhhh yea. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, March 12 @ 00:18:43 EST | one word
"ASSHOLE"
two words
"STUPID CUNT"
three words
"REALLY DUMB FAGGOT"
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 22 @ 10:53:28 EST | oh...don't forget about her purple underwear!! |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 23 @ 06:25:24 EST | you all suck cock...
this game blows ass...totally linear, no freedom and sucky ai..
your review was almost unreadable cos your head was so far up Gabe Newalls ass when you wrote it..
so get a life you set of ass rapers and learn what a real game should be...
vampire bloodlines is so much better than this pile of (steam)ing shit....
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 23 @ 08:31:33 EST | Im afraid that you sir, are a major ball-licker. If you want a game where you walk around like you're fucking lord byron surveying his kingdom, go buy morrowind and have fun running away from enchanted pedophiles with +5 come-fuck-me boots.
Also, have a nice day fucking your mother/father/siblings/cousins.
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 23 @ 11:11:51 EST | TROLL SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHED |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 00:59:30 EST | It's true, the game is so restrictive it makes me feel claustrophobic. Anyway I loved the review.
Oh and Steam fucking sucks my hairy white nutsack. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 05 @ 03:22:32 EST | Doom 3 defined the terms 'restrictive' and 'claustrophobia'. I hesitate to call it a FPS since there's little ability to dodge enemy attacks in the 10x10 room you're usually in. And pitch black rooms. And some distant future where they don't even have flashlights on their guns (old technology even these days). And a supposedly 'badass' marine who is unable to weild both a light and pistol simultaneously.
All FPS I've played are linear. A game like HL2, that tells a story, is leading you to an ending, just as a movie or book does. Would you call a book or movie linear? |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, April 10 @ 00:15:27 EDT | YOUR A FAG THIS GAME ROCKS!!!!! |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 23 @ 11:18:39 EST | That's what HL2 has that Doom3 lacks: QUALITY PROGRAMMING.
HL2, like Painkiller, has great graphics - easily a match for those in Doom3 - AND a well designed graphics engine that allows it to show its true colours even on mainstream configs - WAY 2 GO VALVE! U GUYS ROCK!! KEEP IT UP!!!
Doom3, on the other hand, has equally great graphics BUT the code has not been optimized (that's an understatement) - resulting in a poor quality graphics engine despite the good visuals, which means you need a ridiculously high-end config, eg. one from say 5 years in the future, to be able to enjoy the game in all its splendour. ID Software, what a bunch of nOObs... |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by PumpActionHero on Tuesday, May 24 @ 03:29:42 EDT (User Info | Send a Message) | OMFG, all i can say is its obvious why you post Anonymously
1st of all I will admit that HL2 is more fun to play than Doom3 notably because doom3 scares the crap outta people even after youve played it 3 times..
2nd Noone and I mean NOONE can match Doom3's graphics, it set the fucking standards asshole and theres still no game that can touch it including HL2. Doom3 was made by the people who fucking INVENTED 1st person shooters - ID - who made the first one "Wolfenstein 3d" 20 fucking years ago... doom3 code is the most optimised ever, your an idiot period ...
HL2 has awesome gameplay the only thing that holds it back from being the best game ever is Steam and the fifty billion bugs in it... |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:22:26 EDT | graphics don't matter you idiot if you don't believe me play kane and lynch 2 and tell me you enjoyed it |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 23 @ 22:55:20 EST | how do you throw the crowbar? are we playing the same HL2 lol??? |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 05:02:13 EST | so restrictive...no one can deny this...
all the clever ai is scripted, just like doom 3 was, you walk to a certain point and this happens...kill them then when you get to the next marker something else happens...
no dynamic ai (which was promised)
complete bullshit
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 05:17:36 EST | The enemy locations and times of attack were "scripted" that has nothing to do with AI. It has to do with not making the game suck by having enemies wandering aimlessly around the maps. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 07:39:04 EST | yes but a degree of ramdomness would have made the game more interesting...and it is impossible to sneak up on an enemy, as soon as you can see them, they know where you are...which is BS
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30 @ 12:01:36 EST | You're bullshit. You can't play the game when your fingers are stuck in your arse. Sneak up properly instead of blowing the Combine. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Suislide on Wednesday, November 24 @ 09:00:45 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | too bad you are wrong, you ass
you cant script some of the things the AI does |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 15:59:12 EST | erm...all AI is scripted asshole...
how else you think it works :) |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 21 @ 23:08:18 EST | Did you play it on hard? the enemies are smart as hell on hard. on easy they are... easy duh. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 08:10:08 EST | HL2 RULES!!! THE GAME JUST MAKES ALL THE OTHERS LOOK LIKE FUKIN INVADERS OR SOMETHING!!!
and what rules about it even more is that: it runs so fukin smooth! most of the recent games i can't put them all on full max settings or it'll stutter and won't be smooth and the game'll end up like shit. i've got an ati raedon 9600 pro.
so i thought "oh man this game will be too good for my graphics card". BUT NO! I'VE GOT THE GAME RUNNING AT 1280X1024 WITH ALL SETTINGS AT MAX, AND THE GAME IS STILL FUKIN SWEET!!!!!
this game truly justifies all the time it took being made, unlike some games like Halo2 and shit. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Wednesday, November 24 @ 09:51:22 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | "Shit" isn't out yet?
They had better squeeze harder then. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 14:53:50 EST | HL2 does supoprt dynamic AI just not much in the game itself... |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 15:57:51 EST | ok just finished it...
totally dissappointed...
only thing im doing now is using the uber blue grav gun and throwing cars..
did not live up to expectations, shitty squad AI, no dynamic ai (as ive mentioned previously)
plus side, nice graphix, sweet shotgun and grav gun..
all in all totally dissappointing...worst part is some levels you cant actually finish unless you stand in a certain part of the map to "trigger" an event, which was supposed to be dynamic....and some of the triggers arent in the most obvious places..
and the ending sucks... |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 23:56:45 EST | Dispite that, it was a better game that all those out there so far, the bad parts?
Steam - The gay colors of the software should explain itself.
Storyline - Lets see what the next assignment for Gordon will be, OH I FORGOT I HAVE TO WAIT 6 FUCKING YEARS. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Suislide on Thursday, November 25 @ 00:12:01 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | why the hell did you post again saying the same gay things |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, November 25 @ 03:56:01 EST | suislide just cos people complained about your fanboy review...
i can post as many times as i see fit, i had new information since the last time i posted (i finished the game)..
so STFU and stop acting like you are king shit around here...
your acting like more of a fanboy the more posts there are..anyone disagrees with you (and that seems like a lot of people) and your bitching about it...
Eat shit and Die! |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Thursday, November 25 @ 04:33:38 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Um... acutally he is king shit...and you just keep posting negative anynon shit over and over again.
If hes acting like a fanboy the more posts there are why the fuck are you posting over and over again. |
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| | | YOU'RE FAMOUS! (Score: 1) by lars on Wednesday, November 24 @ 23:24:32 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Half-Life 2 Review @ Video Games Suck Comments
11/20/2004 7:08 PST | Half-Life 2 | by Briggsy
Videogamessuck.com has a very unusual and interesting and funny review of halflife 2. Im sure its just saying what you are all thinking.
Gameplay: This is the most incredible, funniest gameplay ever created. As soon as barney throws you your crowbar, you know.. its time to beat some ass. The weapons all kick ass, i cant find a single non useful weapon in this game at all. The gravity gun is the greatest thing ever. You can throw almost ANYTHING at guys. Planks of wood, explosives barrels, shrapnel from the explosive barrel, cinder blocks, desks, saw blades, paint ANYTHING and its so ****ing cool. Cut zombies in half and smash bodies by shooting an engine at them ITS AWESOME. Also dont forget Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. He can ****ing throw that thing like Xena Warrior Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS. WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT?... NO ONE...
Head on over and check out the full article here.
http://www.planethalflife.com/news/archive.asp
Good job Suislide. :D
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Thursday, November 25 @ 04:44:24 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | People should know That all the comments I quote below are 1 guy.
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by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 23 @ 06:25:24 EST
(IP: 83.100.162.57)
you all suck cock...
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by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 05:02:13 EST
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so restrictive...no one can deny this...
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by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24 @ 15:57:51 EST
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ok just finished it...
totally dissappointed...
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hahah what a looser. Then later on he says the majority of poeple disagree with suislide.... no its just him posting over and over again. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, November 25 @ 07:50:36 EST | ur the looser if u dont have anything better to do with your time |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Thursday, November 25 @ 08:25:24 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Uh? You mean trying to keep spam off the comments system of this site? As apposed to flaming anonymously like you?
Thats a laugh. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Suislide on Thursday, November 25 @ 09:31:45 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | yeah man your a loser because you dont post mutliple times pretending to be different people so it looks like alot of people disagree with me
what a fucking tool |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, November 25 @ 10:42:56 EST | wow someone thinks there miss marple or something,,,
for all you wannabe detectives out there
1. i never claimed to be the same person, or different people for that matter - until now..
2. i made 2 comments - the restrictive one and the finished one.
3. im on a university machine - 15000 computers that *gasp* share the same public ip address. now there couldnt possibly be 2 people in 15000 that know about this site could there?
so if thats the best you got then stick to being an armchair detective monkey.
and i guess suislide is your gay lover or something then cos you really took an interest in defending him...
i must be a total loser to post my feelings on a game, wait if i am that means your calling everyone a loser...biased reviews are great fun to read but not much use if your after serious advice...
and how professional are you posting an ip address into public view? ...really advertising your work with people viewing how irresponsible you are with data.
so take suislides cock out of your mouth and stick it in your ass....if you dont want peoples opinions on games...take the fucking comments bit down...
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Suislide on Thursday, November 25 @ 12:42:07 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | if you dont like my reviews why do you even post here you cunt?
oh wait of course you will just say something like "oh to put you in place" or "to show how much of a fanboy you are"
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Thursday, November 25 @ 13:11:46 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | HAHAHAHAH
Yea dude, somone from your university came on here and in the same writing style with all those "....."'s posted the first "dick" comment?
HAHAHAHHA
OMG HAhahahas
mY ass hurts from lughing so hard at you.
I think I just crapped on my chair.
If that school could produce two people who write like that I would be asking for my money back.
The comments are here becasue its fun to bait lying idiots like you. You CLAIMED the majority of people disagree with him thats the only reason I posted this... becasue in reality the majority of poeple who disagree with him... ARE YOU posting NEW threads instead of just continuing the conversation in the first "you all suck dick.." thread you started.
Somtimes I wonder why I waste my time even starting online arguments with NUBS...
OMG PwNED I SOOO pwENED YOU DFsdfsdfsdfdsfsdf |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by lars on Thursday, November 25 @ 14:23:36 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | "3. im on a university machine - 15000 computers that *gasp* share the same public ip address. now there couldnt possibly be 2 people in 15000 that know about this site could there?"
What kind of a half-arsed uni is that? I call bullshit. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, November 25 @ 15:36:31 EST | not to defend this guy , who is a total ass, but the uni thing could be correct
most colleges/schools have 1 public ip address and however many computers behind it on a LAN (i know i work in one)
but that doesnt excuse this guy, who is a total dickweed. he probably wouldnt know a good game (or review for that matter) if it bit him
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, November 26 @ 15:25:38 EST | The point is he obvioulsy started them all. Theres about a 0% chance somone from his scool came to this site and using the same exact writing style started one of those threads.
I know some schools use only 1 IP
Not always though. Last campus I was on had differnt IP for each building with net access. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 27 @ 02:35:44 EST | HAHAHa, you are a looser!
if a university has 15000 COMPUTERS, they ALL use a DIFFERENT KIND of ip ADDRESS other wise there is a TECHNIcAL DIFFICULTIEs.....
May be ur just a fucked up loser who cannot get his copy to work! Hahahaha, using a Pentium 2 at home Maybe? AHAHAHAh |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, November 27 @ 19:32:41 EST | The reviewer of this game is a complete ass.
It's not the vulgarness of this post, but the fact of him sounding like a complete incoherant asswipe. Good going, great way to make a completely good game, seem as if it is played by completely mundane idiots.. |
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Damn. I found this game to be very dissapointing. Halo2 for my XBOX is a lot more exciting and the graphics and sound are just as good.
Anyone wishing to disagree should first play Halo2 before judging. HL2 is ok, but not in the same league as Halo2.
All this 'soap opera' drama from Valve for nothing. Bungie kick ass.
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 29 @ 02:03:44 EST | no way could the graphics be just as good. maybe you fancy the storyline or gameplay or sound in halo2 more... but no way could the graphics be better, or even close. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 29 @ 02:19:45 EST | Bungie used to develop software for the Macintosh, I didn't see any of you bandwagoners back then. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 01 @ 16:00:43 EST | cuz macs suck major ass |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Monday, November 29 @ 11:37:34 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Halo 2 Is like an expansion. I have played it.
Its fun but its nothing like Half LIfe 2. The problem is the XBOX is cool but its really not a good system for FPS's (morrowind case in point, It fell far short of the PC version).
There are not even similar games. It would be better to compage UT2004 to halo2 and IMO UT2004 would win when it comes to online play.
Its more of a "cartoony" game not somthing to be compared to HL2, but if you must......
HL2 PwneZEEDED IT
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 29 @ 20:30:03 EST | Well, Halo's just crap if you play it anywhere else than on Micro$oft's XBox (so is DeusEx:IW)
The HalfLife2 graphics and physics are great - but the story SUCKS. The ending is even WORSE.
BAH! HL2's story is some bullshit crap to kill the time til you can buy HL3. It's all 'bout the money! |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, November 29 @ 21:21:22 EST | i think they were trying to make the story complex, expect things to be tied up in hl3 (unless theres a hl4 planned). i kind of liked the complexity behind it, how it didn't just hand you information so you could try to decide for yourself what stuff was. rather clever, i think. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, December 17 @ 18:21:20 EST | Obviously you are not a hadcore Half-Life fan, if you think the storyline sucks then obviously you do not take the time to replay both half-life series and make a close judgment. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30 @ 12:13:39 EST | Hhahahahahaa you fucking twat. Halo 2 can't possibly have better graphics than Halo 2.
I'm sorry to spoil your fun here, but Halo 2 was developed for ShitBox, which has the same old 2001 or 2002 or whatever hardware which restricts it as much as the length of your cock. Half-Life 2 was developed for PC which totally owns your box of crap. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30 @ 13:07:01 EST |
Sure the water and ripple effects are great in HL2, but when you play 20 minutes of furious action in Halo2, you swear the graphics are just as good as you have no time to look at all the intricate details that HL2 offer.
As I said, I own both HL2 and Halo2 so I am more valid to an opinion considering you only seem to have a PC. I never said the graphics were better in my post as you claim I do (idiot).
At leat I have a cock.
Tony
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 1) by Suislide on Tuesday, November 30 @ 15:23:59 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | youre stupid |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Wednesday, December 01 @ 16:29:36 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | You left the comma out of "you're". |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, December 02 @ 18:32:13 EST | its an apostraphe, not a comma... fucktwat |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 1) by M0nKeY on Thursday, December 02 @ 19:27:43 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Its called a floating comma you ASSBEAST. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, December 02 @ 22:31:57 EST | its called jizzing on the monitor shit farmer! |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 1) by lars on Wednesday, December 01 @ 14:27:44 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Anonymous-san strikes again. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 1) by lars on Wednesday, December 01 @ 14:28:54 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Argh, wrong Anonymous. :D
(I meant to reply to a different comment, sorry Tony) |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, December 17 @ 16:29:16 EST | Halo sucks
Halo 2 sucks
Bungine sucks
Half Life 2 owns
Valve ownes
You just got owned :P |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Friday, December 17 @ 18:23:19 EST | Half-Life 2 owns, but Valve and Steam could suck my dick. |
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Re: Bungie! is microsofts love child, (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 28 @ 19:47:31 EST | bungie suck Microsoft for penny's...
i dont care how fanboy sum 1 is , HL2 or HALO 2, HL2 is clearly the greater achievement, played HALO 2 and the gameplay is stiffer than an old man on viagra... HALO 2.. as good as it is. was hype, stiff physics that an energy sword with a leaping attack was as origional as the game got, although the plot was fairly good ... HL2 defiantely delivered the most indepth varied , and rich experiance. |
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:23:35 EDT | fucking right nigga XboxMasterRace
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:24:10 EDT | fucking right nigga XboxMasterRace
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Re: Halo2 is BETTER!!!! (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:24:52 EDT | fucking right nigga XboxMasterRace
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 28 @ 15:52:19 EST | HAHA funniest and greatest review ever |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, December 30 @ 11:35:25 EST | This review was funny as hell. If that was the way it was intended then I salute you, Suislide.
Let's face it, it's not the perfect game, but this is the perfect pastiche of the "fanboy" review, surely?
I mean, check the paragraph on the story. Gabe's chunkyness! LOL
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, January 02 @ 06:07:54 EST | The graphics, the levels, the physics are great but come on the characters are like in little kids TV shows, everyone is cheering Gordon and telling him what a hero he is where ever he goes. Didnt you hate your thugs for their constant "sorry Gordon" when they stood in the door you needed to run through real quick?
And what is so hot about Alyx and the other negroe? I hate those figures that are just induced to match targeted customer desires.
HL2 is great but I still prefer HL1.
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, March 27 @ 08:32:41 EST | i did that thing with the zombies too, my mate was watching me play and laughed his arse off as i screamed :o |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, March 27 @ 20:50:52 EST | your obviously some kind of inbred with your balls in a vice.
go back to your sexbox or get a life.. HL2 is fantastic, it has volumes of variety , character, and individually distinguishing battles, which are insane.. Halo 2 is scripted as fuck too, and has nearly identical geometry detail and character involvement as Halo, which is bland when you see past the updated shiney bump mapping, the new machine gun is kack, and it gets repetitive about half way through which forced me to quit playing it from bordom,, so wtf are you yapping about. Now go play sexbox with Gates |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Monday, March 28 @ 22:49:27 EST | you probably haven't even played the game and would rather live your pathetic life huddled around your primitive fag-box (sorry if i offend any fags out there). go die lamer.
HL2 > U
'nuff said.
and no, im not a fanboy (except for the console-pc "rivalry" cuz pc pwnz), i play other shit without discrimination. i would play halo2 if it were for pc, and very much want to but just dont want to waste money on a shite gaming system. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, April 16 @ 12:54:37 EDT | awww, bless 'im... |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by jackass (fuck_you_you_fat_assed_dumb_cunt@fuckthefuckingworldwithoned) on Thursday, April 27 @ 18:34:56 EDT (User Info | Send a Message) | Boooooooo fuck you!!!! you are evan more of a jackass than me!!!! this game fucking owns ass and it kicks the shit out of ur favourite game by far!! i can bet you any day!!!.. you supid cunt...
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:19:13 EDT | fuck u man
Half life 2 is for retarted people that like to move around objects |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, June 02 @ 08:38:09 EDT | I not agree with the gameplay. At the first part I ould have liked to walk aroun city streets, but all I got were the sewers.
It was wery frustrating. I couldn't walk on the beach coz of these bugs aroising from the ground.
Graphics is cool, and the astern European things are very nice (I'm from Hungary, and the buildings really are similar somewhere (I mean the block of flats that you can see on the horizons)) It's like Ukrain or Romania
Man sometimes I felt that it's like the civil war that was in Bosnia Herczegovina...
BUT THE MOST FUCKED UP THING....
What is it all about??????????????????????????
WHO the FUCK is G-man, and by the way... What is city 17? Where is it? Why are the aliens from HL1 friends? Wgat is that tower in the middle of the city? Where goes that old man with the teleport???
So the places are ok, but where is the story? |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by rrremus2005 on Monday, January 02 @ 10:17:45 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | is a good game but not that fucking good one thing crappy ending very shitty |
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| | | Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by Starkweather on Thursday, March 08 @ 16:56:41 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | Dear god, how could you give that shit an 11? Pull Newell's viagra-charged cock out of your ass for two seconds here, Suislide.
I'll give the game its dues, the graphics are (or were) pretty sleek, and the gameplay wasn't terrible, but holy batfuck, the story. The fucking story. How ANYONE could enjoy HL2's "story" is beyond me. Imagine Uwe Boll eating a line of Mexican immigrant's asses out and then puking up the contents of said asses on a piece of paper. That's about the equivalent of quality that were talking about here.
The character development sucks balls as well. You're asked to help a bunch of faggots to whom you have all the emotional attachment to of a dead hooker. And even more insulting, you don't get a piece of Alyx's sweet mudblood ass when you finally beat the game. Those cunts.
And the ending just left that shit hanging there, simply because they wanted to fuck more money out of us by creating shitty "expansions" that add shit that should have already been there in the first fucking place, to which you have to pay fucking $20, HALF the price of a retail game, to play.
GMAN : "Here, go do a bunch of seemingly non-related shit for no fucking reason!"
GMAN : "Hey thanks! You just killed thousands of people, risked your life countless times, resisted the temptation to bang Alyx in her sweet virgin ass, but, unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to tell you the MOTHERFUCKING REASON WHY YOU DID ALL THIS SHIT. SO FUCK YOU, I'M OUTTA HERE."
Well fuck my ass. I'm glad that good ol' warez scene is alive and kicking, because Valve is officially on my list of companies of whom I will never pay another fucking cent too. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by puk on Tuesday, November 04 @ 08:27:54 EST (User Info | Send a Message) | ya I didn't like the story either. But it's one of those things where they couldn't do anything about, cuz the story in HL1 went from cradle to grave. Like Bioshock 2, WTF is the story going to be about? Same goes for FEAR 2 |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 1) by berzerker on Thursday, July 09 @ 02:54:51 EDT (User Info | Send a Message) | Man, you should really do a few reviews. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Thursday, July 19 @ 06:24:58 EDT | Half life 2 is the best game ever made. Mainly because of its perfect designs, gameplay and the source engine. Fun gameplay and the mod community. Everything is made awesome. And for 2004 the game was a breaktrough in gameplay. back in 2004 no other game had smooth physics and ragdolls.The graphics are amazing. Everything looks realistic and acceptable with that i mean it doesnt annoy you at any moment. About the story. Yes, the story is linear but the gameplay and story is super fun.So that doesn't really matter.And dont forget about Gmod and all the other great mods for Half life 2. I played many games and no other game comes close to Half life 2. Its truely the best game ever made. I cant wait to see what half life 3. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Sunday, December 29 @ 09:59:39 EST | Fucking Half-Life haters all over. What, do you really believe your console shit is better than this game? You all deserve to die. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:13:50 EDT | yeah i do believe it's better you fuck ur exclusives suck nigga |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:15:29 EDT | well you're a dumbass because it's available on the Ps3 and XBOX 360. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:16:25 EDT | well you're a dumbass because it's available on the Ps3 and XBOX 360. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:17:07 EDT | well you're a dumbass because it's available on the Ps3 and XBOX 360. |
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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0) by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18 @ 14:12:36 EDT | guys this is a shit game fuck u and fuck ur fuck
Fuckng pussy. I wish I could punch your face through my screen |
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